We've said it before, we'll say it again: There is no such thing as too many books!
Your obsession is shown in your extensive wall-to-wall collection of novels, dictionaries, journals and more. They are the most important thing that you own, and the last thing you would ever consider getting rid of!
It's not a 'problem', it's who you are! A proud Bibliophile! Wear these socks with pride to show it off to all!
These colourful Jubly-Umph socks are a single pair: